Printers can f*ck off

Has there been a printer invented that will just work with different OSes, not break every 2 days, not guzzle expensive cartridges, not crash when it's looked at funny and comes with a network card that actually works (note to HP - this isn't bleeding edge technology; so why charge £200+ for a seriously flaky implementation?)?

I just Googled for this image and couldn't find it - it belongs on the internet, so I thought I'd post it. Printers + Domokuns = bad.